Sunday 23 January 2011

Black Swan

You may or may not have read my post detailing my favourite moments in films portraying the big bad world of Ballet. Either way, the post was in connection with the then upcoming release of Black Swan, when I was still brimming with hope that team Aronofsky might fulfil all my expectations from a "Ballet thriller". And I am pleased to announce that mostly, he did.

The film is impeccably paced, and the effects are breathtaking. The psychologically loaded dance scenes at the height of the drama live up to the impossibly high standards set by Powell and Pressburger all the way back in 1948 with The Red Shoes. Portman does a decent job at looking like a dancer, even if it did mean she had to undergo torturous bouts of weight-loss in order to do so, and although she is by no means innocent of overplaying the role, generally her performance of Nina Sayers is credible and engaging. The use of key parts of Tchaikovsky's music towards the end of the film in the dressing room as we witness the final unravelling of Sayers' psyche works wonderfully, if not a little obviously screaming the "message" at the audience. And if all that wasn't enough, Mila Kunis is the sexiest woman ever to don a pair of pointe shoes. Two words: holy suspenders.


Yes, the film is riddled with ballet industry clichés (bulimia and bloody toes? Well I never), but then again, just because they're spoken about a lot, doesn't make them any the less accurate. I was a little disappointed to see that the choreography of the ballet had been drastically changed by choreographer, co-star and Portman's baby-daddy Benjamin Millepied, but then I have never seen Swan Lake performed by a company other than the Royal, English National or Kirov, all who use variations on the traditional version which most would be familiar with. The dance of the cygnets is a particular audience favourite which was almost butchered beyond recognition. Portman was also nowhere near as exciting to watch in the dance scenes as Moira Shearer, for obvious reasons, sure, but I can't help agreeing somewhat with the lovely Tamara Rojo who took particular issue in a recent Guardian article with the decision not to use an actual dancer for the role. Edward Watson also mumbled his agreement, and who am I to disagree with a ginger, straight, ballet dancer?

Oddly, though, the one moment in the film which I found most difficult to swallow, was the standing ovation Sayers receives after her dance of the black swan. Not even at performances of the Bolshoi or Kirov, where the choreography is designed for rapturous applause to be given every time the men jump and the women pirouette, would you find a standing ovation between scenes. But then, realism is hard to judge when Portman has suddenly sprouted a pair of black wings during the coda. So that's my grievances silenced.

Over all, the film is a stunning psychological assault of a film, with an admirable lead performance, and some great support given from Cassel, Ryder and Kunis, that will make any girl who has previously known the dizzying thrills of landing a pirouette perfectly,or the excitement of fitting her first pointe shoes, tear up.

Monday 3 January 2011

LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS


Last night, after drunkenly embarrassing myself on Facebook through offers to pay people to be my friends in order to not be bored anymore (post now deleted, before you all try and look for the evidence. And no, nobody took me up on the offer) I decided I would go and see Love and Other Drugs, a film which has apparently divided critics (it has a 50% Tomatometer - you don't get more divided than that, surely?) with a certain Heathers enthusiast reprimanding my decision to book tickets and even describing the film as "unbearably shit". It was therefore with some trepidation that I sat down, now a little more sober, and prepared myself for the GyllenWay/HathaHaal experience. Half an hour in, and my sister and I were sharing a confused glance. And not in a "how the hell could Josh Gad seriously be believed to be related to Jake Gyllenhaal" way, but in a "are we stupid for thinking this isn't shit?" way. A very niche form of confused glance indeed. Was I still more inebriated than I had previously thought? Was I reacting to some form of perfect bottom overload? Or was the film in fact, fairly fucking decent? Let's examine the facts.

- Both Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway provide solid, convincing and wholly charismatic performances.
- HathaHaal are naked a lot. This can only be a good thing.
- The script genuinely sparkles with near genius in places. In other places, sure it's nothing special, but it's nonetheless of a far higher calibre than your run of the mill Katherine Heigl/Jennifer Aniston featuring Rom Com. Not least because there are several LOL funny moments. I laughed only a couple of times less than I did during The Social Network and Catfish. I don't believe I have ever genuinely laughed at a single word Katherine Heigl or Gerard Butler have uttered. Not even in a "you're fucking retarded" kind of situation.
- You might actually give a shit what happens to both of the leads.
- Josh Gad is amazing.
- Hank Azaria has at long last been given a role which is entirely un-shit and un-involving a lispy, foreign accent.

Unfortunately, I suppose I had better also examine these facts:
- There is some seriously dodgy editing at play, most noticeable during HathaHaal's first coffee "date". The editing was so bad here in fact, my hands actually curled into fists and I had to stop myself from making an uncomfortable kicked-cat noise.
- The last 10 minutes of the film are nauseatingly eye rolling inducing. I think I actually preferred the end to P.S. I Love You. Shut up, yes I've watched it.
- Although refreshingly managing to avoid the tedium of every other Rom Com in many ways, we are still presented with the age old cliché that the only type of woman in the world capable of curing a playa of his playa-ness is to be stunningly beautiful, possess the best pair of natural breasts he will ever know, be willing to provide spur of the moment blow-jobs in a nonchalant fashion (the art of the nonchalant blow job is particularly difficult to achieve), have some A-game cutting, witty repartee up your sleeve while also maintaining an infrequently apparent level of vulnerability, best achieved in this instance through a degenerative disease. Got it?

Despite the flaws as listed above, I think a far fairer Tomatometer rating would be around the 75% mark. At least I think so. All this struggling through the Highs and Lows of the film has left my mind in a collapsed heap.

Saturday 1 January 2011

In Celebration of watching Wall-E for the first time



Everyone else has already posted this, but it's worth the copy-cating.

Happy New Year everyone. January is a month full of films I've been excited to see for a long time (well, 3 and 1 re-watch anyway) so I promise you can expect some actual blogging activity post Feb 11th.